November 24, 2015

Die Fledermaus

Ever hear the expression ‘to have bats in the belfry’? It means to be crazy. A belfry is the top part of a church, specifically the bell tower. Since our heads are the topmost parts of our bodies, to say that someone has bats in […]
November 3, 2015

German Shepherds

“My only hope is that the big Lebowski kills me before the Germans can cut my dick off.” ~The Big Lebowski I’m going to Germany! This coming weekend, I’ll be traveling to Bottrop as a guest of Weekend Of Horrors. This’ll be my second trip […]
October 23, 2015

Shake It Like A Polaroid Picture

“I like to remember things my own way.” “What do you mean by that?” “How I remembered them. Not necessarily the way they happened.” ~Lost Highway   I’ve always loved stories and films with unreliable narrators. Especially ones where protagonists go to great lengths to […]
September 28, 2015

Loop, Pull, Stitch

“Better stay away from him He’ll rip your lungs out, Jim I’d like to meet his tailor” ~Warren Zevon One would think that the fellow behind flashy film characters, like Repo! The Genetic Opera‘s GraveRobber and The Devil’s Carnival’s Lucifer, would have some sense of […]
September 16, 2015

Road Rash

This is my second blog penned from the backseat of the Alleluia! The Devil’s Carnival tour van. We’re driving into the nineteenth stop of our forty-city adventure, and the tour team and I are starting to show signs of fatigue. Sleepy eyes. Slurred steps. Even […]
September 3, 2015

The Road to Hell is Paved by Mammals

I’m writing this blog from the back of the tour van on the Alleluia! The Devil’s Carnival Road Show. We’re six days into the film tour, but the journey started many, many moons ago. It was April, 2012. I was in a Sprinter van, much […]
August 6, 2015

Make Yourself At Home

I just got back from a twelve day adventure in Toronto, Ontario. It included a delayed departure due to my scheduled plane being struck by lightening, contracting a painful eye infection, an aggressive and hefty offering of cocaine from a pretty woman on a rooftop, […]
July 31, 2015

Enter the SING LIKE AN ANGEL Karaoke Contest!

Oh, my heavens! The first scene of Alleluia! The Devil’s Carnival is here! Check out The Designer (David Hasselhoff) signing “Only By Design” to a class of Heaven’s handy workhorses.   Now that you’ve heard his fabulous stitch song, The Designer invites you to get […]